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PostSubject: Favorite pirate jokes?   Sun Jul 01, 2007 11:04 pm

My friend told me this one the other day when I went to visit her at Starbucks on the way to having a panic attack(bank lost some money of mine.. grr).

Two pirate ships, a red ship and a blue, were sailing towards each other and collided head-on. What happened to the ships?

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Cheesy, I know, but it kept me from panicking, I was laughing too hard to even care that a stalker was there at the time.
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PostSubject: Re: Favorite pirate jokes?   Mon Jul 02, 2007 1:40 am

Hahahahhaahahah.

I love it.
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PostSubject: Re: Favorite pirate jokes?   Mon Jul 02, 2007 1:41 am

I giggled so hard I had to sit down when Erin told me.
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PostSubject: Re: Favorite pirate jokes?   Mon Jul 02, 2007 2:49 am

Why couldn't the 11 year old go see the pirate movie?

Answer: cause it was rated aaaarrrhhh!

lol i got it from spongebob <3
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PostSubject: Re: Favorite pirate jokes?   Mon Jul 02, 2007 7:35 am

Hahahahahaha. pirat
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PostSubject: Re: Favorite pirate jokes?   Mon Jul 02, 2007 8:07 pm

tee hee
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PostSubject: Re: Favorite pirate jokes?   Mon Jul 02, 2007 8:53 pm

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to the front of his pants, the bartender asked if the wheel bothered him and the pirate said "aaarrrrhhhh it's drivin' me nuts!"
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PostSubject: Re: Favorite pirate jokes?   Mon Jul 02, 2007 9:03 pm

hahahahaha
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PostSubject: Re: Favorite pirate jokes?   Tue Jul 03, 2007 4:57 am

Bahahahahahaha.
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PostSubject: Re: Favorite pirate jokes?   Sun Jul 08, 2007 2:16 am

Why did Captain Jack reject Pamela Anderson? He was after a sunken chest! Bahahahahah. That's probably more of a Pam A joke than a pirate joke but it's funny anyway Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Favorite pirate jokes?   Thu Jul 12, 2007 4:01 pm

What did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced






a buccaneer





oh god that was so kindergarten ahahahahahaha
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PostSubject: Re: Favorite pirate jokes?   Thu Jul 12, 2007 7:27 pm

Hahahahaha. I love it.
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PostSubject: Re: Favorite pirate jokes?   Wed Jul 18, 2007 7:49 pm

Why are pirates called pirates?

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PostSubject: Re: Favorite pirate jokes?   Sun Jul 22, 2007 3:18 pm

^ I was gonna say that one but then I forgot. At school it was the most popular joke by far, and never got old!
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PostSubject: Re: Favorite pirate jokes?   Sun Jul 22, 2007 3:33 pm

hahaha i love it.

id forgoten it til i think somebody on big brother said it when it was on in the background >.<
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