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PostSubject: Latin and rap?   Fri May 25, 2007 10:39 am

Why yes it's a hilarious combination.




De clunibus magnis amandis oratio

Mixaloti equitis



mehercle!


(By Hercules!)

Rebecca, ecce! tantae clunes isti sunt!

(Rebecca, behold! Such large buttocks she has!)



amica esse videtur istorum hominum rhythmicorum.

(She appears to be a girlfriend of one of those rhythmic-oration people.)

sed, ut scis,

(But, as you know)

quis homines huiusmodi intellegere potest?

(Who can understand persons of this sort?)

colloquuntur equidem cum ista eo tantum, quod scortum perfectum esse videtur.

(Verily, they converse with her for this reason only, namely, that she appears to be a complete whore.)

clunes, aio, maiores esse!

(Her buttocks, I say, are rather large!)

nec possum credere quam rotondae sint.

(Nor am I able to believe how round they are.)

en! quam exstant! nonne piget te earum?

(Lo! How they stand forth! Do they not disgust you?)

ecce mulier Aethiops!

(Behold the black woman!)



magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.

(Large buttocks are pleasing to me, nor am I able to lie concerning this matter.)

quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur,

(For who, colleagues, would not admit,)

cum puella incedit minore medio corpore

(Whenever a girl comes by with a rather small middle part of the body)

sub quo manifestus globus, inflammare animos

(Beneath which is an obvious spherical mass, that it inflames the spirits)

virtute praestare ut velitis, notantes bracas eius

(So that you want to be conspicuous for manly virtue, noticing her breeches)

clunibus profunde fartas esse

(Have been deeply stuffed with buttock?)

a! captus sum, nec desinere intueri possum.

(Alas! I am captured, nor am I able to desist from gazing.)

o dominola mea, volo tecum congredi

(My dear lady, I want to come together with you)

pingereque picturam tui.

(And make a picture of you.)

familiares mei me monebant

(My companions were trying to warn me)

sed clunes istae libidinem in me concitant.

(But those buttocks of yours arouse lust in me.)

o! cutis rugosa glabraque!

(O skin wrinkled and smooth!)

dixistine te in meum vehiculum intrare velle?

(Did you say you wish to enter my vehicle?)

in arbitrio tuo totus veni

(I am entirely at your disposal)

quia non es mediocris adsecula.

(Because you are not an average hanger-on.)

vidi illam saltantem.

(I have seen her dancing.)

obliviscere igitur blanditiarum!

(Forget, therefore, about blandishments!)

tantus sudor! tantus umor!

(Such sweat! Such moisture!)

vehor quasi in curru quadrigarum!

(I am borne along as if by a four-horse chariot!)

taedet me in diurnis legendi

(I am tired of reading in the gazettes)

planas clunes gratiores iudicari.

(That flat buttocks are judged more pleasing.)

rogate quoslibet Aethiopes: responsum erit

(Ask any black men you wish: the answer will be)

se libentius expletiores anteponere.

(Rather that they prefer fuller ones.)

o consortes (quid est?) o consortes (quid est?)

(O colleagues [What is it?] O colleagues [What is it?])

habent amicae vestrae magnas clunes? (certe habent!)

(Do your girlfriends have large buttocks? [They certainly have!])

hortamini igitur ut eas quatiant (ut quatiant!)

(Encourage them therefore to shake them! [To shake them!])

ut quatiant! (ut quatiant!)

(To shake them! [To shake them!)

ut quatiant illas clunes sanas!

(To shake those healthy buttocks!)

domina mea exstat a tergo!

(My mistress stands out behind!)


I don't know if anyone else has taken latin classes, but this cracked me up.
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PostSubject: Re: Latin and rap?   Fri May 25, 2007 11:04 am

haha. That's great.
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PostSubject: Re: Latin and rap?   Fri May 25, 2007 12:51 pm

hehe my names rebecca =]
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PostSubject: Re: Latin and rap?   Fri May 25, 2007 3:21 pm

well that was interesting. and hilarious and the highlight of my week.
lol.
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PostSubject: Re: Latin and rap?   Fri May 25, 2007 4:03 pm

lmfao x]
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PostSubject: Re: Latin and rap?   Fri May 25, 2007 8:31 pm

Hahahaaha.
Does that seriously translate to that?
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PostSubject: Re: Latin and rap?   Sat May 26, 2007 12:57 am

Yes it does.

A few of the words like, could be interpreted differently due to context and multiple meanings, but that's the way to sing Sir Mix Alot in Latin
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PostSubject: Re: Latin and rap?   Mon Jun 18, 2007 12:04 pm

I took and still take latin classes.
We're reading Ovidius. But that's not the point. This made me laugh lmao
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PostSubject: Re: Latin and rap?   Tue Jun 19, 2007 1:52 pm

Laughing Hahaha!
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