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PostSubject: Excuses   Mon May 07, 2007 12:44 pm

Ok, I found this site with excuses through I Am Bored..
Some are funny cus of bad grammar, some mispelled words, some the excuse itself.
These are some of my favourite.


My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.

Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.

Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.

Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.

Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.

Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.

(from a teacher)
A boy said he couldn't do a test because he had had a vasectomy and couldn't think.



The last one isn't word for word cus I was looking for it and its dissapeared! I laughed so hard at the first few..

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PostSubject: Re: Excuses   Mon May 07, 2007 6:42 pm

Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.

Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.





Haha I love those two ^.
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PostSubject: Re: Excuses   Mon May 07, 2007 6:46 pm

ah...i would have laughed but i read them on my friends bebo a few days ago...and i didnt find them funny!
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PostSubject: Re: Excuses   Mon May 07, 2007 7:51 pm

oooh they're hilarious. and sad. but hilarious.
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PostSubject: Re: Excuses   Mon May 07, 2007 7:55 pm

Heh....I used to get out of PE for telling my doctors to write me notes for stuff. Twas fun.
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