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PostSubject: Re: i laugh at bad jokes   Sun Apr 27, 2008 8:32 pm

well I get that part, idk I guess I just don't get why paths are sitting in a bar
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PostSubject: Re: i laugh at bad jokes   Sun Apr 27, 2008 11:25 pm

Lol, that's not the point! Ignore the bar part.

Basically, the two roady paths are scared of the cycle path = psychopath. That's all that matters lol.
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PostSubject: Re: i laugh at bad jokes   Mon Apr 28, 2008 2:19 am

yourroyalscrumptiousness wrote:
THAT CYCLE PATH ONE ROCKS HAHAH!
I love bad jokes.

And Keekers I don't get the petrol one!

theres a petrol strike in Scotland at the moment.
So while the is no letter F in petrol, there's no f-ing petrol! (no fucking petrol...) Razz geddit?
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PostSubject: Re: i laugh at bad jokes   Mon Apr 28, 2008 2:44 am

i get it now!
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PostSubject: Re: i laugh at bad jokes   Mon Apr 28, 2008 3:14 am

Ohhhhhhhh. Hahahahaha.
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PostSubject: Re: i laugh at bad jokes   Mon Apr 28, 2008 12:06 pm

lol just to add to the explanation, in the UK (dunno if its the same anywhere else) most main roads have a little bike lane on the side, which is red. Hence why red tarmac is a cycle path and is skinny =D (and green tarmac is a bus lane, in case you are wondering.)

I love that "a guy walks into a bar... OUCH!" one hahah. It's probably the best bad joke ever.
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PostSubject: Re: i laugh at bad jokes   Mon Apr 28, 2008 1:46 pm

FINALLY someone that appreciates bad jokes as much as I do!

Here we go:


What do you get when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence?

Spoiler:
 

What did the Bra say to the Hat?

Spoiler:
 

What happened to the butcher that got himself caught in the meat grinder?

Spoiler:
 

I'll post more when I think of them.


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PostSubject: Re: i laugh at bad jokes   Mon Apr 28, 2008 1:46 pm

nah, here in the US we dont have bike lanes. a bike is considered a vehicle like anything else, and you can ride your bike right on the road, but the sidewalk as well! no bus lanes, either. all lanes are created equal! Razz

and oh my fucking GOD, Jerry. why do I love you? no, really? confused2

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PostSubject: Re: i laugh at bad jokes   Mon Apr 28, 2008 2:32 pm

A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre, so he gives her one.


(no one ever gets that one but i love it!!)
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PostSubject: Re: i laugh at bad jokes   Mon Apr 28, 2008 4:05 pm

^^

yeah i totally don't get it butttt i love your new avatar!! it's so cute!
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PostSubject: Re: i laugh at bad jokes   Mon Apr 28, 2008 4:41 pm

I don't get the butcher oneeeee D:
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PostSubject: Re: i laugh at bad jokes   Mon Apr 28, 2008 4:59 pm

The butcher got his ass caught in the grinder; a little behind (ass) in his work. Get it?

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PostSubject: Re: i laugh at bad jokes   Mon Apr 28, 2008 5:18 pm

Mm, that's what I thought, but then I read it again and it said 'got himself caught' and I was like... so which body part? Lol.
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PostSubject: Re: i laugh at bad jokes   Mon Apr 28, 2008 6:38 pm

ehehehehhehe
i always tell the one about the guy walking INTO the bar





speaking of bad jokes


knock knock

whos there

boo who?

dont cry Smile its only a joke
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PostSubject: Re: i laugh at bad jokes   Mon Apr 28, 2008 7:12 pm

I don't get the double entendre one.
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PostSubject: Re: i laugh at bad jokes   Mon Apr 28, 2008 8:12 pm

btw, that was beau in my last post.

also, he loved susie's joke. he thought it was great. haha.

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PostSubject: Re: i laugh at bad jokes   Mon Apr 28, 2008 11:08 pm

I think it's cos like... the double entendre is that she PHYSICALLY walked into the bar and hurt herself... and so he gave her the double entendre? Ya? No? Lol.
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PostSubject: Re: i laugh at bad jokes   Mon Apr 28, 2008 11:37 pm

I think the emphasis is on he 'gave her one'. Double entendre are things that can be taken two ways. 'So he gave her one' could be taken to mean... well, anything. That's what I thought anyway.

Most of them have sexual overtures Cool Even if I didn't understand it, I laughed.

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PostSubject: Re: i laugh at bad jokes   Tue Apr 29, 2008 11:40 am

^ Gave her one is slang for bonking her :p I couldn't work out if that's what you were saying so just thought I'd add that!

I thought of another bad one..

Seal walks into a club.. Thwack!

I always feel evil when I tell people it though Sad
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PostSubject: Re: i laugh at bad jokes   Tue Apr 29, 2008 12:04 pm

LMAO That seal joke killed me!!
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PostSubject: Re: i laugh at bad jokes   Wed Apr 30, 2008 11:23 am

What's green and red?





-Frog in a blender.









yeh, i am actually 8.

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PostSubject: Re: i laugh at bad jokes   Wed Apr 30, 2008 1:10 pm

haha woo someone understood my joke Very Happy

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Push it down a hill hahahaha
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