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PostSubject: why the chicken crosses the road   Tue Apr 17, 2007 11:10 pm

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
Some answers from:

GEORGE W. BUSH
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know
if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either
with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.

AL GORE
I invented the chicken. I invented the road. Therefore, the chicken
crossing the road represented the application of these two different
functions of
government in a new, reinvented way designed to bring greater services to
the American people.

BILL CLINTON
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken?
Could you define chicken, please?

RALPH NADER
The chicken's habitat on the original side of the road had been polluted by
unchecked industrialist greed. The chicken did not reach the unspoiled
habitat on the other side of the road because it was crushed by the wheels
of a gas-guzzling SUV.

PAT BUCHANAN
To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.

RUSH LIMBAUGH
I don't know why the chicken crossed the road, but I'll bet it was getting
a government grant to cross the road, and I'll bet someone out there is
already forming a support group to help chickens with crossing-the-road
syndrome. Can you believe this? How much more of this can real Americans
take? Chickens crossing the road paid for by their tax dollars, and when I
say tax dollars, I'm talking about your money, money the government took
from you to build roads for chickens to cross.

MARTHA STEWART
No one called to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing
order at the farmer's market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a
certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.

DR. SEUSS
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, The
chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I've not been told!

ERNEST HEMINGWAY
To die. In the rain. Alone.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without
having their motives called into question.

GRANDPA
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us
that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

BARBARA WALTERS
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments we will be listening to the
chicken tell, for the first time, the heartwarming story of how it experienced a
serious case of molting and went on to accomplish its life-long dream of
crossing the road.

JOHN LENNON
Imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace.

ARISTOTLE
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

KARL MARX
It was a historical inevitability.

SADDAM HUSSEIN
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in
dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

VOLTAIRE
I may not agree with what the chicken did, but I will defend to the death
its right to do it.

RONALD REAGAN
What chicken?

CAPTAIN KIRK
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

SIGMUND FREUD
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road
reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

BILL GATES
I have just released eChicken 2003, which will not only cross roads, but
will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook -
and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.

ALBERT EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the
chicken?

JOHNNY COCHRAN
It was because the road was black and the chicken was white. We must
acquit.

THE BIBLE
And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou
shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much
rejoicing.

COLONEL SANDERS
I missed one?
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PostSubject: Re: why the chicken crosses the road   Wed Apr 18, 2007 3:59 pm

hahahahaaaa i like ernest hemmingway's answer... Razz
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PostSubject: Re: why the chicken crosses the road   Wed Apr 18, 2007 5:12 pm

Totally agreed!


GinaELIZABETH wrote:
hahahahaaaa i like ernest hemmingway's answer... Razz
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PostSubject: Re: why the chicken crosses the road   Thu Apr 19, 2007 9:10 am

GinaELIZABETH wrote:
hahahahaaaa i like ernest hemmingway's answer... Razz

heheheh gotta love the morbid emo factor Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: why the chicken crosses the road   Sat Jun 09, 2007 10:31 am

Policeman from LA
Give me 10 minutes with the chicken and I'll find it out

Fox Mulder
You saw the chicken crossing the road with your own eyes? How many chicken have to cross the road until you belive it?

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PostSubject: Re: why the chicken crosses the road   Sun Jun 10, 2007 1:32 am

I feel like a bad person because I laughed at the Reagan one.


Hemingway's answer was quality though.

I approve.
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