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Kiki
Joined : 25 Mar 2007
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Location : Edinburgh, Scotland
Name : Kiki, Kirsty
|  Subject: i laugh at bad jokes  Sun Apr 27, 2008 2:24 am | |
| I like stupid jokes. They make me laugh uncontrolably.
Man walks into a pet shop.
He says to the man behind the desk: "I'd like a wasp please."
Guy says "Sorry, we don't sell those here."
And the man says "...but you've got one in the window!"
What's the difference between a weasel & a stoat?
| Spoiler: | | | One's weasely recognisable, the other is stoatally different! |
everyone know about the petrol situation in the UK?
Whats the difference between petrol and fuel?
| Spoiler: | | | There's no F in petrol! |
SHARE MORE REALLY BAD STUPID JOKES TO MAKE ME LAUGH!
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girloflowers
Age : 17
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Location : Sydney, New South Wales, Ostrahlia
Name : Lily, silly lily, rirrian, Lillian, snuggles
| | Subject: Re: i laugh at bad jokes Sun Apr 27, 2008 2:26 am | |
| bahahahahahahahaa oh god >.<
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Kiki
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Location : Edinburgh, Scotland
Name : Kiki, Kirsty
| | Subject: Re: i laugh at bad jokes Sun Apr 27, 2008 2:29 am | |
| i wasnt sure if youd get the petrol one...
but the first one, if i look sad or whatever, dad goes "man walks into a shop..." and nothing else & i crack up laughing.
one of my friends thru gordon is really good at "bad" jokes like this.
ok this one is kiiiind of scottishy maybe, lets see.
Field full of cows, how do you know which one is on holiday?
| Spoiler: | | | the one with the wee calf! |
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girloflowers
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Location : Sydney, New South Wales, Ostrahlia
Name : Lily, silly lily, rirrian, Lillian, snuggles
| | Subject: Re: i laugh at bad jokes Sun Apr 27, 2008 2:31 am | |
| i think i get that one...
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Le_Saboteur
Age : 20
Joined : 30 Apr 2007
Posts : 2324
Location : White Trash Waltham, Christchurch, New Zealand
Name : Kendra
| | Subject: Re: i laugh at bad jokes Sun Apr 27, 2008 3:01 am | |
| I... totally don't get it. Crazy Scots.
I like lame jokes, but I don't know if my sense of humour stretches that far.  I'm a pun fiend, love 'em.
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girloflowers
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| | Subject: Re: i laugh at bad jokes Sun Apr 27, 2008 3:15 am | |
| | Spoiler: | | | the one with the week off |
is the translation
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Le_Saboteur
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Name : Kendra
| | Subject: Re: i laugh at bad jokes Sun Apr 27, 2008 3:22 am | |
| ... ZOMG.
Haha, cool, thanks Lil.
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girloflowers
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| | Subject: Re: i laugh at bad jokes Sun Apr 27, 2008 3:36 am | |
| hehehehe anytime
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anjelik_dreamin
Age : 18
Joined : 28 Mar 2007
Posts : 3318
Location : Melbourne, Australia
Name : Jessica
| | Subject: Re: i laugh at bad jokes Sun Apr 27, 2008 9:43 am | |
| Gosh I love puns Kendra.
And lol at the crazy scottish people
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kaylalane
Age : 17
Joined : 01 Jul 2007
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Location : New Jersey
Name : Kayla
| | Subject: Re: i laugh at bad jokes Sun Apr 27, 2008 3:55 pm | |
| Ahaha I love these...
So a guy walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "What can I get you?" the guy says to him, "Two beers, please. One for me and one for the road!"
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Gloomyjewel
Age : 15
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Name : Soraya
| | Subject: Re: i laugh at bad jokes Sun Apr 27, 2008 4:58 pm | |
| Haha Kayla that ones.. bad but good
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Kiki
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Location : Edinburgh, Scotland
Name : Kiki, Kirsty
| | Subject: Re: i laugh at bad jokes Sun Apr 27, 2008 7:29 pm | |
| haha i like the one.
and yeh it is a bit scottish.
i love puns too im just a sucker for really stupid jokes like these.
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pickle
Age : 19
Joined : 24 Jul 2007
Posts : 128
Location : Edinburgh, Scotland
Name : Ellie
| | Subject: Re: i laugh at bad jokes Sun Apr 27, 2008 10:49 pm | |
| You probably all know this one (and told way better) but I love it!
Green tarmac and black tarmac are sitting at a bar. They're getting a bit rowdy, showing off, trying to pick a fight with everyone who walks in. The barman is getting really sick of it, and he's about to chuck them out.
All of a sudden, in walks this thin, lanky red tarmac and the two others freeze, go quiet and stare down at their drinks. Red tarmac orders and goes to sit in the corner with his drink.
When the other two finally relax the barman goes "so what was all that about? Thought you guys were supposed to be tough! He's just a kid!" and black tarmac replied, "Listen, you don't want to even look at that guy wrong.
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abercrombie
Age : 19
Joined : 07 Jun 2007
Posts : 749
Location : Newcastle, UK
Name : Ava
| | Subject: Re: i laugh at bad jokes Sun Apr 27, 2008 11:35 pm | |
| Ellie that one is amazin! LOL
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ninibaby
Age : 15
Joined : 06 Nov 2007
Posts : 1443
Location : Montreal
Name : Stephanie
| | Subject: Re: i laugh at bad jokes Sun Apr 27, 2008 11:45 pm | |
| OK OK BEST BAD JOKES EVER
1 A man walks into a bar. OUCH! lmao!!!
2 What's a fish with no eyes?
3 Yo momma's so fat she's got more chins than a chinese phone directory!!! |
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