i laugh at bad jokes

Subject: Re: i laugh at bad jokes Mon Apr 28, 2008 7:06 pm

lol just to add to the explanation, in the UK (dunno if its the same anywhere else) most main roads have a little bike lane on the side, which is red. Hence why red tarmac is a cycle path and is skinny =D (and green tarmac is a bus lane, in case you are wondering.)

I love that "a guy walks into a bar... OUCH!" one hahah. It's probably the best bad joke ever.

Subject: Re: i laugh at bad jokes Mon Apr 28, 2008 8:46 pm

FINALLY someone that appreciates bad jokes as much as I do!

Here we go:

What do you get when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence?

Spoiler:
	An udder catostrophe!

What did the Bra say to the Hat?

Spoiler:
	You go on a head, I'll give these two a lift!

What happened to the butcher that got himself caught in the meat grinder?

Spoiler:
	He got a little behind in his work!

I'll post more when I think of them.
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Subject: Re: i laugh at bad jokes Mon Apr 28, 2008 8:46 pm

nah, here in the US we dont have bike lanes. a bike is considered a vehicle like anything else, and you can ride your bike right on the road, but the sidewalk as well! no bus lanes, either. all lanes are created equal! Razz

and oh my fucking GOD, Jerry. why do I love you? no, really? confused2

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Subject: Re: i laugh at bad jokes Mon Apr 28, 2008 9:32 pm

A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre, so he gives her one.

(no one ever gets that one but i love it!!)
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Subject: Re: i laugh at bad jokes Mon Apr 28, 2008 11:05 pm

^^

yeah i totally don't get it butttt i love your new avatar!! it's so cute!
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Subject: Re: i laugh at bad jokes Mon Apr 28, 2008 11:41 pm

I don't get the butcher oneeeee D:
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Subject: Re: i laugh at bad jokes Mon Apr 28, 2008 11:59 pm

The butcher got his ass caught in the grinder; a little behind (ass) in his work. Get it?
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Subject: Re: i laugh at bad jokes Tue Apr 29, 2008 12:18 am

Mm, that's what I thought, but then I read it again and it said 'got himself caught' and I was like... so which body part? Lol.
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Subject: Re: i laugh at bad jokes Tue Apr 29, 2008 1:38 am

ehehehehhehe
i always tell the one about the guy walking INTO the bar

speaking of bad jokes

knock knock

whos there

boo who?

dont cry Smile

its only a joke
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Subject: Re: i laugh at bad jokes Tue Apr 29, 2008 2:12 am

I don't get the double entendre one.
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Subject: Re: i laugh at bad jokes Tue Apr 29, 2008 3:12 am

btw, that was beau in my last post.

also, he loved susie's joke. he thought it was great. haha.
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Subject: Re: i laugh at bad jokes Tue Apr 29, 2008 6:08 am

I think it's cos like... the double entendre is that she PHYSICALLY walked into the bar and hurt herself... and so he gave her the double entendre? Ya? No? Lol.
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Subject: Re: i laugh at bad jokes Tue Apr 29, 2008 6:37 am

I think the emphasis is on he 'gave her one'. Double entendre are things that can be taken two ways. 'So he gave her one' could be taken to mean... well, anything. That's what I thought anyway.

Most of them have sexual overtures Cool

Even if I didn't understand it, I laughed.
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Subject: Re: i laugh at bad jokes Tue Apr 29, 2008 6:40 pm

^ Gave her one is slang for bonking her :p I couldn't work out if that's what you were saying so just thought I'd add that!

I thought of another bad one..

Seal walks into a club.. Thwack!

I always feel evil when I tell people it though Sad

Subject: Re: i laugh at bad jokes Tue Apr 29, 2008 7:04 pm

LMAO That seal joke killed me!!
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